I Don’t Like Bananas (Preview of New Kids Story)

Here’s a short excerpt/preview of my upcoming kid friendly book/ebook titled I Don’t Like Bananas!

Do you like bananas? I don’t like bananas. In fact, I hate bananas! Well, maybe hate is a strong word but I definitely do not like bananas.
There was a time when I did like them. I liked them a lot! One of my favorite afternoon snacks involved slicing and dicing a banana into very small pieces and covering them in chocolate syrup and whipped cream. It was like an ice cream sundae without the ice cream. That’s right… I’m not a big fan of ice cream either. That’s a whole other story.
This story is about how I learned to dislike bananas. It may seem like nonsense to you but to me it totally makes sense.
I have no intention of making you change your mind about bananas. I just figured you and others could learn something from my own unusual experience.
My name is Leroy and this is my story.



Always Like

Always like the beaver who so frequently witnesses mass genocidal ruinings we disturb ourselves into isolation.
Expound expand upon your caustic ideas of what it does not mean to be a proper human being. Nevermind man now we cannot produce feces due to the fact factuality of uncertain peer group idols. False? Ha! Everything is false!
We have no use for fame or fortune any longer. None! Nobody needs to tell me what I can and cannot do or consume! Leave me be for fuck’s sake! I gotta’ fly away from you unlearned unwilling peoples.

The end is no promise. No promise, no promise. This world is not meant for the likes of me. It is meant to be shaped by the likes of me.